anniewerner:

  • I wonder if his LinkedIn is active. That would be a minus.
  • At what exact moment did he decide to move from Vaguely Asexual Sexy Librarian to Woody Allen glasses? Good move regardless.
  • First rule of internet crushes: do NOT talk about internet crushes (publicly).
  • Don’t Wiki him. C’mon.
  • OF…

pressuring annie to tell me who this is.

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